Kids rocks !!!

Kids rocking answers to questions that been asked by their teachers.

Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students.
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

Precious words about Life!!

Each and everybody should think about;
What is the life?
What is the purpose of life?
How to take up this one time chance to live this life?

Oh.. Man.. Is there any sample code to get rough idea about it (Life)?
Or can google about it?
No wonder, we are far away from real life.
We are not aware of it; even we’re not interested to get it into that.
We can title our current life style as “Mechanical Life”.

I got a chance to read, interesting and thought provoking lines

First, I was dying to finish my high school and start college
And then I was dying to finish college and start working
Then I was dying to marry and have children to grow old enough
So I could go back to work
But then I was dying to retire
And row I am dying..
And suddenly realized that “I forgot to live”

Please don’t let this happen to you
Appreciate your current situation
And enjoy each day.

In short:
To make money we lose our health, And then to restore our health we lose our money…
We live as If we are never going to die, And we die as if we never lived…..

By ..Old friend

BluePrint!!. Got bored to search in Google :)

Folks.. Found an interesting plug-in for Flex Builder / Flash Builder. BluePrint!!. Yes, but don’t get into wrong perspective.

I am a flex developer and usually don’t wanna keep the syntax of all APIs (in and out) in mind. But I know the purpose of APIs in terms of which class should be more appropriate to which scenario.

How to get the syntax and piece of example?. There is a way as everybody knows GOOGLE. I am a lazy developer and got bored to search in google with right key word.
That’s where BluePrint comes. Yes, just install it, you can see syntax and example for all APIs without moving out of “Flex Builder/Flash Builder”!!. Click here to know more about BluePrint.

Developers (except meJ) should try to create some stuff that can help to create application without writing single line of code. Basically I am a lazy developerJ.

Cup... Coffee.. Ultimate fundamental about life!!

A group of alumni of a reputed college, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to hot coffee.

When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for each of you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups and were eyeing each other's cups. Now if life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it.".

So, don't let only the Cups drive you... Enjoy the Coffee!

Life After Death!!

Miserable dream.. Dreaming is a great thing in which you will be a key player [ If not… at least some interesting things will be there to watch/enjoy :) ]. But what about dreaming about “life after death”? It will be interesting, isn’t it? Here is such kind of dream or story [ Its up to you :) ].

Soul of mine and two of my friends had to come out of our bodies. We are flying together in some direction to reach some destination. Flying over wild, mountains and some kind of marvelous places are pleasant, and a quite enjoyable moment.

Reached some place where crowds of soul are waiting in queue. It is like queue in front of ration shop. It reminds me that we are still in boundaries of india. Somebody might have setup division, country wise.

Oh god.. I forgot to intimate my family about 10 lakhs of insured money that they can claim in case of my death!! I suppose to go and tell like, mom and dad don’t worry about your useless son and you have something really useful 10 lakhs of insured amount.

I can see my body surround by my family and relatives. Hey I am really looking cute now; it’s just like sleeping with smiley face. But I am not able to convey about that big money.

Back to queue. I receive a letter with a picture from my mom through one of known soul. I don’t know how it can be carried. But yes I am reading with full of tear. No words to express my feeling and how I am missing my mom and family. Message in letter is "I should come back and be with my mom". Yes I suppose to be there, since my family love me lots and needs lots of my support. But I couldn’t. I don’t know that who is the bloody separated soul from my body.

Hey here… Wow.. Wonderful!! In some distance, I can see the indoor stadium kind of place, and there are crowds of souls. Some kind of judgments is going on, after some time crew of souls gone up in flash. I think, that is yematharmaa playing with souls. I don’t care about my turn.

I can see some information about my previous birth on screen. I don’t know that they might be computerized due to maintain heavy population. Hey I was a doctor in my previous birth. I don’t think it carries wrong data :).

Words of mom's letter is running around my mind. I am more worrying about that how can I carry present birth’s information to next birth. So that I can find out my mom, hug her and say "Hi mom this is your son, back again!!"

I am thinking, how to stole information from yemen’s data warehouse and forward them to my gmail id. Oh god. I don’t know, how can I carry this username and password of gmail with me to my next birth?!

Oh man.. Alarm from my mobile.. My friend kicks my ass and say, hey how many time will you rest your alarm? Come on dude its 8.30 AM. Oh yeah I have to rush to office. Around 11.00 AM, I got a call from one of my friend whose soul was traveling with me. Something interesting, isn’t it? Hope, I will have continuation of this dream.

Stop Worrying And Start Living...

We are spending most of our precious time on thinking about future and grain about the vast past.What is the use of thinking about those two eternities. Just keep one thing in your mind that "Today is the first day of the rest of my life..".

I want you to think of your life as an hourglass.There are thousands of grains of sand in the top of hourglass.They all pass slowly and evenly through the narrow neck in the middle.Nothing you or I could do would make more than one grain pass through the narrow neck without impairing the hourglass. we all are like this hourglass.

When we start in the morning, there are hundreds of tasks which we feel that we must accomplish that day,But If we do not take them one at a time and let them pass through the day slowly and evenly, as do grains of sand passing through the narrow neck of hourglass, then we are bound to wreck our own physical and mental structure.

You and I are standing this very second at the meeting-place of two eternities: the vast past that has endured for ever, and the future that is plunging on to the last syllable of recorded time. We can't possibly live in either of those eternities-no, not even for one split second. But, by trying to do so, we can wreck both our bodies and our minds. So let's be content to live the only time we can possibly
live. Stop Worrying And Start Living... :)

Keywords play major role on SEO

Keywords in "title" tag This is one of the most important places to have a keyword because what is written inside the "title" tag shows in search results as your page title. The title tag must be short (6 or 7 words at most) and the keyword must be near the beginning.

Keywords in URL Keywords in URLs help rank well on SE’s - e.g. - http://domainname.com/seo-services.html, where “SEO services” is the keyword phrase you attempt to rank well for. But if you don't have the keywords in other parts of the document, don't rely on having them in the URL.

Keyword density in document text 3-7 % density is best, 1-2 % for minor Keywords. Keyword density of for major keywords over 10% is suspicious and looks more like keyword stuffing, than a naturally written text.

Keywords in anchor text The anchor text or link label is the visible, clickable text in a hyperlink. The words contained in the Anchor text can determine the ranking that page will receive by search engines. Keywords in anchor text help inbound links as well as page ranking.

Keywords in headings ("H1", "H2", etc. tags) Headings Offers special clues to the search Engines -- H1, H2, H3 in HTML-ese. Since headlines often contain important hints to the content of the webpage, search engines take note of any keywords found here.

Keywords in the beginning of a document Also counts, though not as much as anchor text, title tag or headings. However, have in mind that the beginning of a document does not necessarily mean the first paragraph – for instance if you use tables, the first paragraph of text might be in the second half of the table.

Keywords in tags Spiders don't read images but they do read their textual descriptions in the tag, so if you have images on your page, fill in the tag with some keywords about them.

Keywords in metatags Less important, especially for Google. Yahoo! and MSN still rely on them, so if you are optimizing for Yahoo! or MSN, fill these tags properly. In any case, filling these tags properly will not hurt so do it.

Keyword proximity Keyword proximity measures how close in the text the keywords are. It is best if they are immediately one after the other (e.g. “dog food”), with no other words between them. For instance, if you have “dog” in the first paragraph and “food” in the third paragraph, this also counts but not as much as having the phrase “dog food” without any other words in between. Keyword proximity is applicable for keyword phrases that consist of 2 or more words.

Keyword phrases In addition to keywords, you can optimize for keyword phrases that consist of several words – e.g. “SEO services”. It is best when the keyword phrases you optimize for are popular ones, so you can get a lot of exact matches of the search string but sometimes it makes sense to optimize for 2 or 3 separate keywords (“SEO” and “services”) than for one phrase that might occasionally get an exact match.

Secondary keywords Optimizing for secondary keywords can be a golden mine because when everybody else is optimizing for the most popular keywords, there will be less competition (and probably more hits) for pages that are optimized for the minor words. For instance, “real estate new jersey” might have thousand times less hits than “real estate” only but if you are operating in New Jersey, you will get less but considerably better targeted traffic.

Keyword stemming For English this is not so much of a factor because words that stem from the same root (e.g. dog, dogs, doggy, etc.) are considered related and if you have “dog” on your page, you will get hits for “dogs” and “doggy” as well, but for other languages keywords stemming could be an issue because different words that stem from the same root are considered as not related and you might need to optimize for all of them.

Keywords Synonyms Optimizing for synonyms of the target keywords, in addition to the main keywords. This is good for sites in English, for which search engines are smart enough to use synonyms as well, when ranking sites but for many other languages synonyms are not taken into account, when calculating rankings and relevancy.

Keyword Mistypes Spelling errors are very frequent and if you know that your target keywords have popular misspellings or alternative spellings (i.e. Christmas and Xmas), you might be tempted to optimize for them. Yes, this might get you some more traffic but having spelling mistakes on your site does not make a good impression, so you'd better don't do it, or do it only in the metatags.

Keyword dilution When you are optimizing for an excessive amount of keywords, especially unrelated ones, this will affect the performance of all your keywords and even the major ones will be lost (diluted) in the text.

Keyword stuffing Any artificially inflated keyword density (10% and over) is keyword stuffing and you risk getting banned from search engines.